Travel Taleteller Prints

'Unfortunately, Don lost his camera on the way back from our holiday. But not to worry, he's going to describe all 350 photos in detail for you.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

Ultimately love would find her...

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Will that be coach?'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"