Traveling Taleteller Gifts

'My parents went to Miami & had everything stolen except this lousy T-shirt'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Horror Stories.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Anything to declare?'

Free Little Library

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'