Traveling Taleteller Gifts

'My parents went to Miami & had everything stolen except this lousy T-shirt'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Horror Stories.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Anything to declare?'

Free Little Library

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as