Travelling Salesman Gifts

Just in from St. Paul.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed on his bed into a giant insect.' 'Who hasn't?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Are we there yet?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Vaccination Passport

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Valet park only"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.