Traveling Salesman Gifts

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Vaccination Passport

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Changing Room Decisions

Mohammad's motors

Sales.