Travelling Salesperson Gifts

"I understand he's here on a business trip."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Larry's used art

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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