Travelling Salesman T-Shirts

Just in from St. Paul.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed on his bed into a giant insect.' 'Who hasn't?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Off to see the world

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Vaccination Passport

"Valet park only"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Workaholic on holiday

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."