Travel Improviser Gifts

Un croissant, s'il vous plait. Not following This does not count. I'm not done. Also deux espresso. For ma belle femme, une omelette avec fromage. No. No. No. No. No. You said you'd take me on a trip. This is just a stupid caf

Jazz is Invented

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Mensa Does Improv

The Hammer

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Chemistry Improv Theater

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'We added on to the couch.'

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'