Travel Improviser Gifts

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Jazz is Invented

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Hammer

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'We added on to the couch.'

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'