Trauma Recovery Gifts

Help For A Hero

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Barbeque Casualty.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Time Out For Teddy

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"