Recovery From An Accident Gifts

Sore knee.

"You call all this a side effect?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Barbeque Casualty.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Time Out For Teddy

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."