Healing From Accident Gifts

'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Barbeque Casualty.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'