Trash Taco Gifts

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Menu Dating

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

Environmental Conscience

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Bin Inspector

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

We're polishing our brand.

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"Did you order takeout?"

"Help!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.