Trash Taco Pillows

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Menu Dating

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Environmental Conscience

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Bin Inspector

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

We're polishing our brand.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Help!"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."