Trash Comedians Gifts

'They must be trash fish!'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Family working together

Recycling bottle bank.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A tureen of chefs

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

igloo smoking zone...

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'