Trash Comedians Prints

'They must be trash fish!'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Family working together

Recycling bottle bank.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

A tureen of chefs

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

His and Hernia's towels.

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

igloo smoking zone...

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'