Little Comedians Gifts

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'