Traffic Ticket Dodger Gifts

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

The mid-state region's salesman of the year avoid another traffic ticket.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

The Fast Lane.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Is Driving Doomed?

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Are you listening to me?"

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'He escaped!'