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"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

The Fast Lane.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

'He escaped!'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Football - How's my Diving?

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

You are here... ...Run!!!