Detention Dodger Gifts

'I've been sent to the Principal's office before, but this is the first time I've ever been subpoenaed!'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"The principal's leaving early today, Phillip, so go to the office now, and you can act up later."

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I told the dean I couldn't go to detention because I have detention-deficit-disorder, and he bought it!'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"I tried to plea-bargain it down to a lecture, but it didn't work this time."

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Road Construction.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'He escaped!'

Motivation

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'