Detention Dodgers Gifts

Find the perfect gift for detention dodgers—those creative rebels who challenge convention and love to have fun. Our collection features humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their playful spirit and rebellious charm. Whether they're known for dodging detention or just love the phrase, these products are packed with wit and personality, making them ideal for anyone who likes to think outside the box and keep things light-hearted.

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'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.' mockup

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections. mockup

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree." mockup

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!' mockup

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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Road Construction.

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'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.' mockup

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

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Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span. mockup

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

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"Are you listening to me?"

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'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.' mockup

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

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"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now." mockup

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

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'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.' mockup

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

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'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.' mockup

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

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Worm running away from hook.

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'He escaped!'

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"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?" mockup

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

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"I'm keeping you back after school!" mockup

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

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"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!" mockup

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

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"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself." mockup

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

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"No luggage."

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'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!'' mockup

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

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'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.' mockup

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

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"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here." mockup

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

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Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees. mockup

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

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'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.' mockup

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

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"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

"Do you know how many followers I've got?" mockup

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

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Detention Dodgers Gifts Collection

Detention Dodgers Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs to celebrate detention dodgers? Explore our collection of humorous and rebellious designs perfect for coffee lovers with a mischievous streak.

Detention Dodgers Pillows

Brighten up your space with our playful pillows, perfect for detention dodgers who want their home décor to reflect their fun-loving, rebellious personality.

Detention Dodgers Prints

Add some personality to your walls with vibrant prints celebrating detention dodgers—ideal for anyone who loves witty, rule-bending art.

Detention Dodgers T-Shirts

Discover our range of T-shirts that showcase detention dodgers' rebellious spirit—ideal for those who love clever slogans and standout styles.