Detention Dodgers Gifts

Please wait to be yelled at.

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Road Construction.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'He escaped!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Worm running away from hook.

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

"No luggage."

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'