Tradition Humorist Gifts

Circumscision: Tips

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Football Chameleon

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

History of Cartooning.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Alpine Pipe

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Sheepdog

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

Giraffe painter.

New Belief Systems

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Cinderfelon

An old man with bow legs

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

'And that is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."