Tradition Humorist Pillows

Circumscision: Tips

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Football Chameleon

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Alpine Pipe

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

New Belief Systems

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Giraffe painter.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Sheepdog

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'And that is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

An old man with bow legs

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Cinderfelon

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'