Tow Hook Angler Gifts

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Been waiting long?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'First time fly fishing?'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Eskimo ice fishing.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Cheap Dentistry

"It's a long story..."

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'