Toothfish Angler Gifts

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'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

Sheep Fishing

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Arctic fishing

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

A fisher in historical dress

"It's a jamming device for fish finders."

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

For sale: Barbed hooks

Woman with fishing line hanging from her mouth.