Tooth Whitening Enthusiast Gifts

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Red wine teeth

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'