Teeth Whitener Enthusiast Gifts

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Red wine teeth

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Sun Umbrella

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."