Teeth Whitener Enthusiast Mugs

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Bedtime Of The Gods

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Red wine teeth

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Sun Umbrella

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."