Tooth Whitening Enthusiast Pillows

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Red wine teeth

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Sun Umbrella

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'