Tooth Gap Humorist Gifts

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Tooth fairy

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Easter Island dentistry

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."