Generation Gap Humorist Gifts

"So, how long have you been old?"

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

Boomers Are Outta Here

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

"They should outlaw anyone under 50."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Where's ya manners, lady!? Never attempt conversation with someone who's mindlessly staring at their phone!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"Jonathan, leave granddad alone. He's not feeling interactive."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Greatest Band?"

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Baby boomers anthem.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"