Generational Gap Humor Fan Gifts

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Bubbie Selfies

Bubbies and technology

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Greatest Band?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.