Age Gap Humor Fan Gifts

"I think men over thirty-six are very distinguished."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

You can't get what up

Birthday To-Do List

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

Pregnant vs. Old.

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

Rodin's Generation Gap

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"You should respect your elders..."

'When I was your age I was five and a hlaf years old.'

Old Men on Rockers.

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

Vampire Generation Gap

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"Were the muggers young? Oh yes, all under 70."

"No, kids, Grandma isn't 'way older' than these trees."

Preservatives.

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

Estate Agent 'Last time buyer'

"He's trying to discover the attraction young ones have of staring at their phones all day."

"Whoa! Now there goes one fine pair of kidneys!"

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

'Ah, you kids today have it too easy. Why aren't you out creating jobs?'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: "The Difference Between Us". You're all half a century younger than me

"We don't talk about the age thing."

'You need a card to prove you're a 'lad' to have that!'