'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...
Age Humor Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a laugh-out-loud gift for the age humor aficionados in your life? Discover cheeky mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that poke fun at aging, making light of wisdom, experience, and the aging process. These playful, yet clever items are ideal for anyone who’s proud of their age and loves to celebrate their years with humor. Whether for a milestone birthday or just because, our collection adds a humorous touch to every age.
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'
"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."
"Why bother?"
"They're comfortable."
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.
Stairlift around cliff face.
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
Unemotional Support Animal
Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."
Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.
"Congratulations. It's a chick."
"She wishes to range free!"
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'
How Amazon was invented
"...And that's how to translate honey into money."
Age Humor Aficionados Gifts Collection
Age Humor Aficionados Mugs
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Age Humor Aficionados Pillows
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Age Humor Aficionados Prints
Browse our prints to find funny and clever artwork that captures the humor of aging — ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh about getting older.
Age Humor Aficionados T-Shirts
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