Generational Gap Humor Fan Prints

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Bubbie Selfies

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'