Tooth Gap Humorist Mugs

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Tooth fairy

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Easter Island dentistry

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."