Tooth Extraction Enthusiast Gifts

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Toothbrush Superhero.

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'Dentristry medicine.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'