Tooth Extraction Enthusiast Mugs

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Toothbrush Superhero.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'Dentristry medicine.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...