Tongue-tied Tales Gifts

Tongue Tied.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

Good boy

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

My tail's cold.

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Grump Horse and Rider

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'I'm sorry your honor, I meant to say I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.'

Three wise men on a medal podium.

"Brother Simon is so accomplished he can do tongue twisters in tougues."

'And why do you think you'd make a good linguist?'

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

"I hate when they start 'speaking in tongues' around here."

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

Classics Dept. I love the study of dead languages. You never have to keep up with the latest slang.

"I saw a saw saw a see-saw."

"Sally was unsuccessful selling seashells on the seashore."