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Tongue Tied.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

Good boy

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Grump Horse and Rider

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

Three wise men on a medal podium.

"I hate when they start 'speaking in tongues' around here."

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

"Brother Simon is so accomplished he can do tongue twisters in tougues."

'And why do you think you'd make a good linguist?'

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

"I saw a saw saw a see-saw."

"Sally was unsuccessful selling seashells on the seashore."

'I'm no expert, but I'd say it has something to do with the recoil action.'