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"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'For him, all food is fast food.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Bless you!'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

Yoga - moooooooo.

'Curses on historical perspective.'

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'

'The four scariest words in the English language.'

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."