Tomato Crusher Gifts

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Salesman

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Nouveau wine

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Well, we made it.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Tomatoes