Tomato Crusher Pillows

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Salesman

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Nouveau wine

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Pin-atas

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Well, we made it.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"The guests are waiting - how much longer on the wine?"

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."