Quota Crusher Gifts

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I've never met a salesperson I didn't like... except, of course, for you people.'

'As our new Sales Associate, you'll be on straight commission plus unemployment.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'I got one this small.'

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

Time-Off Coupons

'Did you try rebooting?'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Nose Spray.

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

'Sorry, Alexander just has to be top at everything!'

Arcade game character eats money