Quota Conqueror Gifts

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Gamers

Commutobile

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Devil's in the detail!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Monday morning is nigh.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'I got one this small.'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Computer Gamers.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Speleologist

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

A third of the buck stops here.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'