Quota Conqueror Prints

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

Gamers

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Devil's in the detail!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Monday morning is nigh.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'I got one this small.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Computer Gamers.

Speleologist

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

A third of the buck stops here.

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'