Tom Hanks Fan Gifts

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Jester Surgeon

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Ghostship

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Meryl Streep

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Dua Lipa caricature

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

Elton John

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

David Letterman

Madonna

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Stephen Fry

Julianne Moore,

Amy Schumer