Tom Hanks Fan T-Shirts

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Jester Surgeon

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Ghostship

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Hollywood or bust!

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Dua Lipa caricature

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.