Hunk Admirer T-Shirts

"It's my hunk-mail"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Love at First Sight

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

The rock caricature

Greenfingers.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Camel'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Say, I just had a thought

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Sergio Aguero

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"Skunk! How is it?"

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

"For me, Max. We're in public."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Boris Hulk

"Well, I guess that settles that."

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

"Gesundheit!"

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"