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Boris Hulk

Love at First Sight

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

'I love rock festivals!'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Say, I just had a thought

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Spiderman at the Improv

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"At home with a superhero!"

Wolfman riding in the Car

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Skunk! How is it?"

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

Robert Mitchum