Tom Clancy Fan Gifts

"I get my Tom Clancy fix these days by just keeping up on the news."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Fairy tale

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

Cat Cinema

'Another failure to communicate?'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"For the umpteenth time, Majesty...yet, it is indeed, one hell of a moat!"

The Fairness Doctrine.

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

Air boulder.

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"