Tom Clancy Fan Gifts

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Fairy tale

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

Cat Cinema

'Another failure to communicate?'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"For the umpteenth time, Majesty...yet, it is indeed, one hell of a moat!"

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

Air boulder.

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"God, it's so nice to get away from all those flies."