Toilet Seat Debates Pillows

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Prehistoric Graffito

The Puppet Poop

Scot's beer.

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

School of Comparative Anatomy

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

'Sanitized for your protection.'

If Women Ran Hell...

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Portal Loo

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Faecebook Fly.

How to tell that the plumber you hired learned his trade in 'the land down under'.

'She says she got into it back at a carnival in Johnstown, Pennsylvania!'

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

'The fruitiness is almost overwhelming but at the same time not particularly prevailing!'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".